hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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