please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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