My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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