i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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