Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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