if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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