Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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