I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the day after is always just damage control
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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