i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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