dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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