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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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