this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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