Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
