So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize