Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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