i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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