You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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