We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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