I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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