D3 body, D1 cock
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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