Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i may or may not be watching the land before time
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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