If that was your dad, he is hot
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize