Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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