her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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