Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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