god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I still have a little drunk in my system
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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