so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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