Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Who died my cat blue again?