I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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