Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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