i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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