these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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