im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you had me at cake vodka
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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