Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
we should paint friendship bongs
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