Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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