Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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