: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.