so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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