You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
handjob tips. give me some.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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