it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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