I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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