i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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