dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So. Much. Porn.
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