Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
tell me about the fingering
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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