to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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