I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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