It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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