Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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