hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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