It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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