It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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