she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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