Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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