I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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