they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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