talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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